Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 28, 2012
Transcript:
Rat: Regarding the 'Pearls' movie we're making, the Rat has some demands... Demand number one: before each day's shoot, ye shall kiss my feet and call me 'golden one.' Pastis: We are not making a movie. Rat: Demand number two: Yes shall cease having an ugly face. Rat: I see you're struggling with that one.
chireef about 12 years ago
at least Stephan can draw feet… oh … wait…
legaleagle48 about 12 years ago
Rat, you’re really asking for it this time!
margueritem about 12 years ago
He’s struggling to hold off on knocking you off the desk, Rat.
Vonne Anton about 12 years ago
Rat…consider: who holds the eraser?
Sherlock Watson about 12 years ago
Never get into an ugly face contest with Rat; he has too much of a head start.
Varnes about 12 years ago
Nabuqudriuzhur, isn’t that every character?
vwdualnomand about 12 years ago
don’t make a movie about this. it will be a watered down version to appeal to kids by focus groups and studio notes. then, serious edits have to be made to get the rating marketable and distributed.
Frog-on-a-Log Premium Member about 12 years ago
knight1192a about 12 years ago
Only when Rat ceases having in ugly personality first.
Cajtri87 about 12 years ago
I already like the Pearls mini-cartoons! Perfect voice for pig.http://www.babelgum.com/channels/180805/clips/6003108
Carl Rennhack Premium Member about 12 years ago
Rat, thee needs to read Exodus 20:1-7 (KJV)!
finale about 12 years ago
Where does Rat get off thinking he can get demands granted like Kardashian or Hilton (true superstars)!
Number Three about 12 years ago
Rude Rat!
LOL xxx
nyoha about 12 years ago
It would still be better than the Twilight series. XD
mkahn about 12 years ago
Maybe rat is going to ‘rearrange’ his face?
LingeeWhiz about 12 years ago
Put your dark glasses back on, Rat.
eddie6192 about 12 years ago
Looks like Toon Boy’s alter ego Is taking over the strip.
Popeyesforearm about 12 years ago
Get Bucky Cat to write the screenplay.
Rickapolis about 12 years ago
Look out Rat, here comes a farmer’s wife.
8arkay about 12 years ago
Not real interested in this storyline. What’s gonna happen to Andy now?
Sisyphos about 12 years ago
Cartoon-Pastis could exile Rat without pay for a period of time; say, two weeks. And the strip would be so much cheerier for his absence! He’s too big for his britches as it is (or would be, if he wore any)….