Crumb by David Fletcher for December 10, 2012

I’d like to see Crumb and Thatababy have a late-night singing contest.

“Blackbird Singing in the Dead of Night” – Beatles

Some birds just sing more sweetly than others. I don’t mind EVER being awakened by mockingbirds out my windows. Now it has been a little chilly to keep bedroom window open for a few days. Only 46 and it’s almost sunrise now,

He’s ready for “Killer Karaoke”.

So THAT’S what that song was!

The restroom door said “Gentlemen” So I just walked inside,I took two steps and realized I’d been taken for a ride,I heard high voices, turned and found the place was occupied,By two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse, what could be worseThan two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse?The restroom door said “Gentlemen” – it must have been a gag,As soon as I walked in there I ran into some old hag,She sprayed me with her can of mace and sapped me with her bag,I could tell this just wouldn’t be my day, what can I say?It just wasn’t turning out to be my day.The restroom door said “Gentlemen” and I would like to findThe crummy little creep who had the nerve to switch the sign,‘Cause I’ve got two black eyes and one high heel up my behind,Now I can’t sit with comfort and joy, boy oh boy,No I’ll never sit with comfort and joy.

WARBLE for the win