Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for July 01, 2013
Transcript:
summer fun preview june 5 ethnic street festival - celebrate the contributions of an ethnicity to be announced to american culture in dance, fried food & face painting. pennsylvania ave. 12 new suv lane opens on i-95 23 cosmetology talk - by stephen hawking. no refunds given. smithsonian. 29 most vulgar t-shirt on the boardwalk competi-tion - ocean city. july 1 crab dissection workshop - use of the little wooden mallet highlighted. 4 birthday of george m. cohan. banks closed. 6 mayonnaise festival - delaplane, va. 17 invisible dog show - ocean city. 21 swelterfest 99 - alternative rock, heatstroke, sun poisoning, fluid loss, coma, chicks. august 2 masters putt-putt tournament - ocean city 5 sea nettle festival - st. michaels, md. 12 sudden intrusive thoughts of al gore 23 1st annual running of the suvs - rte. 355, rockville to germantown, md.
Ida No over 11 years ago
My plan is to put the sea nettles in mayonnaise and then watch the running of the SUVs.
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
Darn! I’ve missed the cosmetology talk by Stephen Hawking! That would have been a pretty sight!
Gilda Blackmore over 11 years ago
Surely we all, even those of us who live in Canada, will celebrate the 4th of July birthday of George M. Cohan!