Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for May 06, 2013
May 02, 2013
May 13, 2013
Transcript:
cookie advisory a troop of rogue girl scouts is reportedly selling non-girl-scout-sanctioned cookies in your cookie-buying area. if you have recently purchased boxes of any of the cookies pic-tured below, you are advised to dispose of them immediately. tinfoils shotbread with bits of foil. note: ignore the micro-wave recipe on box. bandarlogs made with wood chips & not less that 10% monkeys. alkoids curiously bitter: produces a pucker of malocclusive proportion. dese 'n' dose these fell off a truck. fugu fugus contain highly toxic japanese blowfish. other-wise quite tasty. peanut butter munchs they're edible but just way too creepy. man: omigod, girl scouts! woman: hide! girl: heh heh
Ida No over 11 years ago
You can wipe out whole neighborhoods by putting a box of Fugu Fugus in an aluminum garbage pail with a box of Alkoids and shaking really hard.
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
Arrgh! Here is one of the benefits of living in a condo: no Girl Scouts ringing my bell!
Peam Premium Member over 11 years ago
Any more Kipling cookie recipes?
Pickbrain over 11 years ago
The Peanut Butter Munchs are a scream.
pumaman over 11 years ago
I think I’m going to crop out the whole upper part and just print out the bottom part with the house and girlscouts.
jack fairbanks over 11 years ago
i can scout ’em all right. just need help darting and tagging
jack fairbanks over 11 years ago
thompson, my man! love ya babe. yo da bess, bwa
GreatOHera over 11 years ago
My best, funniest days always start with finding a Richard’s Poor Almanac!
Rush Strong Premium Member over 11 years ago
No Crunchy Frogs?
Pickbrain over 11 years ago
Do Campfire Girls also sell cookies?