Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for January 07, 2013
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wintry mixology sneet - snow & seet. common. snalt - snow & salt. self-melting. guy: and try it with tequila! sneed - snow & golf-ball-size hail. wap slog - sleet & frogs. possibly apocalyptic. smek guy: oh, no. snooze - snow falling in blankets. spumoni - snow, men's shoes & pasta. rare. guy: ooh, size 12!
margueritem about 12 years ago
Love the frogs.
el8 about 12 years ago
Snosh, snow mixed with lox and bagels.
mikemel about 12 years ago
I’ll have snalt, up.
dramac333 about 12 years ago
All men with size 12 feet know that finding that size is always a treat!
prrdh about 12 years ago
Snarf: snowing dogs…but no cats.
Cat43ullus about 12 years ago
I could go for a snog with a hot-blooded wench.
Sisyphos about 12 years ago
But Sneed’s that sometime Sun-Times gossip columnist!
chromosome Premium Member about 12 years ago
Snob… refined snow that falls in gated communities.