The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 13, 2012

Baby got back!

Ugh.

I like the one about the opera conductor having issues with a rather large diva soprano. In a tantrum fit, she walks over to the piano and sits on the keyboard. Conductor looks at her and says, “Oh my, 3 full octaves…”

SNAP!

Introducing the iMax widescreen pants (available in white).

Very nice.

Kim: “That’s bigamy.”

Bingo!

This place shows movies up the a…

Aw, Jennifer Lopez’s feelings are hurt. She’s crying her eyes out as she reads this.

Just another day at Wal*Mart…

Does she beep when she backs up?

We all better watch out or Kanye goin’ all gansta on us fo’ dissin’ da *!

‘All right, Bring her through!’

Beep…Beep…Beep…Beep (Trucks reversing)

LOL xxx

Looks like Carl from “popcorn” (on the right) is about to get a raise…. suggesting “Barney 3D”… coming at ya!!!

ok, everybody pile on.overweight people are used to it. some can even take it

I was told once that “If I told you to haul butt, you would have to make two trips!”

hey it is an actual medical condition called steatopygia

Perfect for a showing of Jurassic Pork.

I may be in the minority but I think Kim K is hot and I would love to take a big bite out of her a$$, yum yum yum

You sir, have very good perception of the situation.

LOLLOL it is true. I seen her turn around one time on TV. You could put plants and a vase on it.AND SHE AND HER FAMILY THINKS ITS PRETTY!But it will never be as big as her EGO.

If you think the Kardashians are bad, think of what Honey Boo Boo is going to be like when she grows up. Of course the operative phrase is “grows up”and that is problamatic.

So that’s what blue screen is.

Rofl