Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 14, 2012

Same way lolland isn’t a comedy strip.

Well then, how do you explain that Lapp Dance ticket on your Visa bill?

Hi Otto…. if you stop by again.

Saw your late comments yesterday…. here and Monty….Thank you for the thought…..it’s not true, of course…. but thanks.

My avatar was actually drawn by rOdd Perry, not Guy and rOdd….we got to see Guy’s drawing during the first and only annual Switch Week….and…. well….he writes good jokes.

Rodd has left the strip…. and I miss him.

Now I’m wondering whether Guy is leaving too.The blurb at the right has changed to crediting Dan alone, which is weird cos he had nothing to do with the old strips.What’s up, guys?

Cap’n…. Um…. I thought they grew those in Pole-land.

And Dogsniff…. it’s easier than having to write a Czech every time you need money.

No, honey, it’s not pronounced ThighLand.

Of course it’s not a gentleman’s club. It’s a place where dogies can go get a nice drink of fresh cool water..

And Ma Clause….Maybe if YOU had a lap…..

sami old story

“It’s not a country, either…” I think the Finnish hate that term, too…

Well, be fair: Santa Claus spends a huge amount of time with kids sitting on his lap, so why not give him a break and let a lap dancer sit there to give him a reward for being nice?

Not a Gentlemen’s Club…but it could be. Unless it’s a women only club, then it’d be different.

Lapland is Northern Finland.

Clyde: Perfect. Of course.

The Mrs. should spend more time giving the Mr. a reason to come home right away.