Yoda: Cross the road, the chicken did… strong in the Force is that one.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: That is not the road you are looking for.
Stephen Colbert: The chicken, in a moment of pure truthiness, crossed the road so it could buy my new book, “America Again”!
Barack Obama: The chicken, like all Americans, hopes for a brighter future, and a better tomorrow. Michelle, Joe, and I want to give that chicken change it can believe in. I propose a law to allow all chickens to cross whatever roads they want to… if a chicken walks down the right path and is willing to keep walking, eventually it will cross the road.
Hillary Clinton: I don’t know the exact reason why the chicken crossed the road. However, I do know that it was part of a vast right-wing conspiracy
Mitt Romney: There are 47 percent of chickens who will cross the road no matter what.
Adolph Hitler: The German Uber-Chicken crossed the road for the greater glory of the Fatherland and the Thousand-Year Reich!
George Bush: To prove to everyone that they mis-underestimated it.
Rick Perry: I will tell you, there’s three agencies of the government that over-regulate chicken crossing… Commerce, Education and uhh, what’s the third one there, let’s see… I can’t… the third one I can’t… sorry. Oops.
HAL 9000: I’m sorry, Chicken, but you can’t do that.
PSY: Oppan Chicken Style
Boromir: One does not simply walk across a road…
Siri: Sorry, I don’t understand… do you want me to check the weather?
Timothy Leary: Because that’s the only trip the establishment would let it take.
Aerosmith: To get to “The Other Side”.
Costello: Who crossed the road?
Abbott: Yes.
Vito Corleone: I made it an offer it couldn’t refuse.
Rhett Butler: Frankly, I don’t give a damn.
New York City Traffic Cop: I wonder if it was jaywalking…
ztuhcsna almost 12 years ago
the one by the playground
i_am_the_jam almost 12 years ago
Abbey :D :D :D
Rodney99 almost 12 years ago
“I foresee a world in which a chicken can cross the road without it’s reasons being questioned…”
(seen on a T-shirt)
el8 almost 12 years ago
“The Road Less Traveled” – S. Peck
battle of plattsburgh almost 12 years ago
But, WHY?
poping149 almost 12 years ago
That’s funny.
“I dream of living in a world where chickens can cross roads without there motives being questions”
-Anonymousmkahn almost 12 years ago
Yoda: Cross the road, the chicken did… strong in the Force is that one.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: That is not the road you are looking for.
Stephen Colbert: The chicken, in a moment of pure truthiness, crossed the road so it could buy my new book, “America Again”!
Barack Obama: The chicken, like all Americans, hopes for a brighter future, and a better tomorrow. Michelle, Joe, and I want to give that chicken change it can believe in. I propose a law to allow all chickens to cross whatever roads they want to… if a chicken walks down the right path and is willing to keep walking, eventually it will cross the road.
Hillary Clinton: I don’t know the exact reason why the chicken crossed the road. However, I do know that it was part of a vast right-wing conspiracy
Mitt Romney: There are 47 percent of chickens who will cross the road no matter what.
Adolph Hitler: The German Uber-Chicken crossed the road for the greater glory of the Fatherland and the Thousand-Year Reich!
George Bush: To prove to everyone that they mis-underestimated it.
Rick Perry: I will tell you, there’s three agencies of the government that over-regulate chicken crossing… Commerce, Education and uhh, what’s the third one there, let’s see… I can’t… the third one I can’t… sorry. Oops.
HAL 9000: I’m sorry, Chicken, but you can’t do that.
PSY: Oppan Chicken Style
Boromir: One does not simply walk across a road…
Siri: Sorry, I don’t understand… do you want me to check the weather?
Timothy Leary: Because that’s the only trip the establishment would let it take.
Aerosmith: To get to “The Other Side”.
Costello: Who crossed the road?
Abbott: Yes.
Vito Corleone: I made it an offer it couldn’t refuse.
Rhett Butler: Frankly, I don’t give a damn.
New York City Traffic Cop: I wonder if it was jaywalking…