Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 04, 2013

But they’re still responsible for e coli, listeria and salmonella poisoning thanks to lawyers.

I’m happier by not eating at McRonald’s.

What a Kroc!

We visited Epcot Center in Disney World a few years ago. There are restaurants from all over the world to choose from. The busiest place was McDonald’s. That proves it’s good food, right?

You mean I’m responsible for my own happiness? Surely not. What an un-American thing to say!

Gwen: You must have inherited billions! No? Then that’s because you’re a lazy bum and not worth the space you occupy on earth.