The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 18, 2012

Naughty list!

I like “whack-a-mole” as much as the next guy, but seriously….chimney moles?

Such a sad sight… chimney sweeps working Christmas eve.

Not even Mary can get Bert off the naughty list now.

He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,The sweep knocked him out like a heat-seeking missile.

We had no fireplace, just a furnace, and I thought Santa Claus would go down the exhaust vent and burn up!. It was explained that Santa has a skeleton key to enter any house in the world. He would park the reindeer in the yard and come in through a door..So early Christmas morning my cousin and I saw presents under the tree, and then went outside in our footsie pajamas to look for the hoof tracks. We saw where a dog had been and thought it was reindeer poop..The dumb grownups laughed. They had no appreciation for scientific methods of investigation.

Jumbo Red mole with white trim…..simple mistake

He might as well leave his cookies and milk by the coal chute because that’s all he’s getting for Christmas.

Am I the only one who find this to be in rather poor taste?

Linux0s: Old habits die hard. Before global warming, that was the only time there wasn’t a fire burning there.