Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for December 09, 2012

Then stuff it!

Generally speaking…….General Bob, you’re one fine feller.

Real Snuff?

I’ll take a box of a dozen “things”, but only one of those there “stuffs”.

There are faces in the wall, and one in the wood of the counter.

Do they have any of those cans that lost their labels?

+++++

Didn’t Prairie Home Companion have a store sponsor early on, with a motto something like “If you can’t find it at Ralph’s, we probably have something close enough.”?

Well, it IS a general store after all. General stores are not too specific. Just like `No Name` brand from No Frills.

I`ll take the fake stuff then.