The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for January 09, 2013

Ma has more candy on her face than in her mouth.

If Ma had three hands, she’d use ‘em all to shovel the food in. Here’s a bet. If the proprietor gave Ma a nickle and told her it could only be used to buy unlimited candy, Ma wouldn’t do it because the candy would no longer be “free.”Love the “Old Goat Meal” in her basket.

Is that ‘Geritol’ I see in the trolley? Do they still MAKE that stuff???

MMMMMM…..“Moldo Meal and Ruffage”…..makes waking up worthwhile!

Does that blue box say Ding Bat?? It’d be right on the money if it does! Love this strip….

Bad MA….Bet she can’t wait to get to the “Bulk Fruit”…..! ! !

That’s what wild bears use in the woods.

@proczachIf Ma went to your grocery store, I bet she’d break into the box. “Uh, officer … I was, um, just looking for change for my, er, Verl’s dollar!”

not surprised here. :-(

That’s one old cow that should be butchered for hamburger and hotdogs. Love the little hands, it fits.

I use to work for a store that had a bulk food department. One night I was helping a custormer who had a bag of bulk candy in her cart and she kept taking a pice out of the bag. She looked at me and said, “I’m going to pay for it.” O pointed out that bulk items weren’t weighed until you got to the register, and how were they suppose to weigh what she’d eaten while she was shoping. The customer got this horridied look on her face as she realized what she’d been doing and quickly shut the bag before she moved on.

I watched 2 nights of The Biggest Loser, these people are the original biggest losers and I don’t mean weight!, Ma is disgusting. I see people do this all the time at WinCo.

@GymShoeFind-it is on Joy’s blouse above where her heart would be if she had one.