Are you kidding? My mother was the original Mrs. Walowitz. When I was 17 she referred to my date as my “little friend” when she introduced to our visiting neighbor. This went on until I was married. I was stunned that she didn’t introduce him as “my little bed partner”.
Running out the front door to meet my favorite uncle when I was around 4 or 5…having been taught to always close the door behind me, I did so. I also caught the ring finger of my right hand in it. Didnt feel it as I pulled my hand away and the finger stayed in the door. When my uncle saw my bloody hand, he drove me straight to the hospital emergency room. The dr said if the had the finger, they could reattach it. So my uncle drove back to my house and everyone searched for my finger. They found it in the flower bed beside the porch, washed it off and put it in a jar of water. My uncle drove it back to the hospital and it was reattached. It is slightly deformed, but I can still play the piano and have a 60 wpm typing speed. Thank you Uncle Issac!
Hard to choose…..either the time I was strip searched at the Canadian border or the time I was playing with the dog in the pool and came up out of the water to realize a few minutes later that half of my chest was hanging out for all the guys to see. When you realize you’re hanging out and everyone is avoiding eye contact, you know that they saw everything.
I am the lucky one that has so far raised 2 beautiful daughters who were happy to have me drop them off at school and kiss them goodbye and also would walk through the mall by my side. 2 down, 2 to go… as far as embarrassing moments, let’s not go there. :)
@katymcel…your daughters sound delightful…it got to the point – when my son was a teenager; that I ended up letting him buy his own school clothes after he turned 14…and he knew if I disapproved of one thing that back it would go…but he was pretty astute for a kid…always 3 pairs of new jeans, one pair of dress slacks, several shirts and a p.e. uniform and a sports jacket and a winter coat and new nike’s or addidas and he was done…(and so was my credit card!)…he learned to make good choices so it was all good…and he wasnt embarassed by him and I running into the fellow members of his football or basketball team members…
Templo S.U.D. almost 12 years ago
What?! How did your father embarrass you? I guess simply accompanying you.
James Hopkins almost 12 years ago
When I was 5 I was feeding fish in a shallow pond at Sea World when I got too close and fell in. I felt so stupid.
rubinocreative Premium Member almost 12 years ago
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Kvasir42 Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Next time, just ruffle his hair and give him a big kiss on his head, while singing “Beautiful Boy.”
Ratbrat almost 12 years ago
Are you kidding? My mother was the original Mrs. Walowitz. When I was 17 she referred to my date as my “little friend” when she introduced to our visiting neighbor. This went on until I was married. I was stunned that she didn’t introduce him as “my little bed partner”.
Knightman Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Wow! so many to chose from. Always one’s that I knew I was right and wasn’t, those were embarrassing!
Redhead55 almost 12 years ago
We know these thing, but we really shouldn’t be saying them out loud. Lol
Redhead55 almost 12 years ago
I’d rather not say. It was too embarrassing.
Linda Solomon almost 12 years ago
Running out the front door to meet my favorite uncle when I was around 4 or 5…having been taught to always close the door behind me, I did so. I also caught the ring finger of my right hand in it. Didnt feel it as I pulled my hand away and the finger stayed in the door. When my uncle saw my bloody hand, he drove me straight to the hospital emergency room. The dr said if the had the finger, they could reattach it. So my uncle drove back to my house and everyone searched for my finger. They found it in the flower bed beside the porch, washed it off and put it in a jar of water. My uncle drove it back to the hospital and it was reattached. It is slightly deformed, but I can still play the piano and have a 60 wpm typing speed. Thank you Uncle Issac!
Jkiss almost 12 years ago
Hard to choose…..either the time I was strip searched at the Canadian border or the time I was playing with the dog in the pool and came up out of the water to realize a few minutes later that half of my chest was hanging out for all the guys to see. When you realize you’re hanging out and everyone is avoiding eye contact, you know that they saw everything.
Kathy M T M Premium Member almost 12 years ago
I am the lucky one that has so far raised 2 beautiful daughters who were happy to have me drop them off at school and kiss them goodbye and also would walk through the mall by my side. 2 down, 2 to go… as far as embarrassing moments, let’s not go there. :)
Linda Solomon almost 12 years ago
@katymcel…your daughters sound delightful…it got to the point – when my son was a teenager; that I ended up letting him buy his own school clothes after he turned 14…and he knew if I disapproved of one thing that back it would go…but he was pretty astute for a kid…always 3 pairs of new jeans, one pair of dress slacks, several shirts and a p.e. uniform and a sports jacket and a winter coat and new nike’s or addidas and he was done…(and so was my credit card!)…he learned to make good choices so it was all good…and he wasnt embarassed by him and I running into the fellow members of his football or basketball team members…