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FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 10, 2013
January 09, 2013
January 11, 2013
Transcript:
Paige: Why so glum? Jason: I spent an entire month trying to kill this one video game foe, and it turns out all I had to do was walk past him! Who knew you weren't supposed to club him or kick him or lob fireballs at his head, just because he's huge and fierce and can squash you at will! Paige: You've heard the saying, "discretion" is the better part of valor"? think of this as a valuable life lesson. Jason: A "Life Lesson"? Who the heck wants life lessons in their video games, mother! Sheesh. Next thing you know, they'll try sticking them in the funnies. Andy: Oh, shoot- I left the raw chicken out all night, well, I'm sure it's fine...
Brisbanekid almost 12 years ago
It’s OK, it’s turkey chicken.
frumdebang almost 12 years ago
Now it’s microbe chicken.
vwdualnomand almost 12 years ago
some people should never be allowed to prepared food.
rpmurray almost 12 years ago
I sure hope that was an organically raised vegetarian free range bird.
djsabc almost 12 years ago
Just wipe it down with a Clorox Wipe before cooking. :) Just Kidding.
suzleigh almost 12 years ago
Jason is not a big believer of Occam’s razor when it comes to video games.
Dave459 almost 12 years ago
Hard to believe an uber-geek kid wouldn’t just Google cheats for the game . . .
Chris Kenworthy almost 12 years ago
How long ago was this strip originally published? Google might have been in its infancy.
Stephen Gilberg almost 12 years ago
You’d think a health nut would exercise more discretion. But Andy isn’t as sane as she was at the start of FT.
skeeterhawk almost 12 years ago
I see the fruit (banana?) changes positions in each panel. I don’t recall Jason calling Andi ‘Mother.’@prfesser: Ooh, that’s nasty funny.
Rickapolis almost 12 years ago
They must not have a cat.
corjo2 almost 12 years ago
Clever, in a sick sort of way!
Kevin Jordan almost 12 years ago
Much like the turducken on the Thanksgiving football game I guess.
Doctor11 almost 12 years ago
Oh brother.