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Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 03, 2013
Transcript:
Jeff: Good to meet you, sailor... Man: Actually, we've already met, bro! You know that firefight in Chapter 9, where you and a wounded SEAL hold off over 100 insurgents for a week? Jeff: Yeah? Man: Well, that was me! I was that wounded SEAL. Jeff: Dude, I made it all up. Man: Oh... are you sure? It seemed so real!
pbarnrob about 12 years ago
There are âUS Interestsâ that need to get at the Lithium in them thar hills, and the gas and oil pipeline still to be built from the Caspian down toward the coast.The Empire has to have that country in full control for any of that to happen, dinâtcha know?Even if it has to be empty of the tribes that happen to be there now⊠An old old story retold.
alviebird about 12 years ago
You would think we would have learned something from the USSRâs experience over there. Who knows, if it werenât for the expense of that debacle, they might not have given up the idea of countering SDI so quickly.
DylanThomas3.14159 about 12 years ago
The native Afghanistan army becomes more and more like our own Continental Army at the time of the American Revolution against the Brits.
The âgraveyard of empiresâ proves to be the graveyard of the New American Empire. Compliments of Dubya Bush, Dick Cheney, Donny Rumsfeld, Dick Perle, Bob Kagen, Elliott Abrams, Paul Wolfowitz, Douggie Feith, Condi Rice, Scooter Libby, Billyboy Kristol, John John Bolton, etc., etc., etc.
But Jeff Redfern, self-seduced by megalomania, rescues everything with THE RED RASCAL.
And THE RED RASCAL seduces this doofus-in-the-NAVY-tee into following his own fey imagination off the mental cliff . . . .
DylanThomas3.14159 about 12 years ago
Wannabe legend-in-his-own-mind wears a NAVY tee into LANDLOCKED land Afghanistan where no U.S. carrier fleet would ever dare to tread.
asa4ever about 12 years ago
I thought we were leaving 30-40,000 behind.
Dean about 12 years ago
Well, all this time I assumed Jeff thought that the Red Rascal was really real â himself!
Kip W about 12 years ago
We need a fictional response to the war. Weâll call it the Red Rascal Initiative. Just pull everybody back to a safe country that people here canât tell from Afghanistan, show video of our kids shooting missiles every now and then, and say weâre winning. RRI will save tons of money.
kaffekup about 12 years ago
Actually, i donât think we went there to conquer the country; we were supposed to get OBL and leave. When W blew it (as he blew everything else), mission creep kept us there. Now the Talibs are saying our plan is to say we won and leave, as in VN. If they were smart, theyâd keep their mouths shut and let us leave.Kip W, we donât even need RRI. All we need is CGI.
tigre1again about 12 years ago
I got asked a couple of times to write a book of my âadventuresâ in Special Forces. Truth ? my stint was FINE, probably a lot like everybodyâs Army time. Dull except for the training.
Except no women in the outfit. Except for the ones whoâd show up for the regular games of âSmileâ.
The âwrite a bookâ types really wanted the Red Rascal. I like truth myself, which is why I joinedâŠ
DylanThomas3.14159 about 12 years ago
We âhave the ultimate solution at [our] fingertipsâŠâŠâŠ.â
And IF we blow âem all away to paradise (Islamic), heaven (Christian), nirvana (Buddhist), other bodies (Hindu), Eden (Jewish), etc., THEN how do we know the Chinese or the Russians or the Indians or any people with this âultimate solutionâ, ainât gonna blow us away to all the same?
Beleck3 about 12 years ago
with over 800 bases around the world, why would we leave Afghanistan. after all, with only 325 golf courses, iâm sure they need one in Kabul or Herat or..
TCulberson about 12 years ago
I know itâs from a few weeks ago, but TEXAS was ranked as the #1 state to do Business in, and CALIFORNIA was 50th!!We should withdraw from the Federal Union!
TCulberson about 12 years ago
Once the Fedâs stop supporting the unemployed, California is going to see an exodus to the nice Republican Texas, Florida, Georiga, etc! You canât afford Texas to leave, how else will you pay for all the entitlements?
Rickapolis about 12 years ago
I really enjoyed the early comments. Donât ever make war in Afghanistan. You just canât win.
DylanThomas3.14159 about 12 years ago
âAny who refuse to leave their last body till they help others are extra special people.â
How many of these âextra special peopleâ who were in âtheir last bodyâ at ground zero in Hiroshima or Nagasaki at the final nanosecond got the chance to ârefuse to leave their last body till they help othersâ?
montessoriteacher about 12 years ago
I agree with Kaffeekup about Afghanistan, I thought the original mission was to get OBL. That has now been done, thanks to Prez Obama. The prez now wants us to leave in a responsible manner.
montessoriteacher about 12 years ago
I guess Japanese Americans had a bone to pick with FDR too, since they were hauled off to those camps because of their race, a dark time in US history.
ramonesfan about 12 years ago
Bush 43 has real memories of his heroics in Vietnam âŠ.
Bush 41 remembers being the youngest pilot in WW2 âŠ.
John Wayne fought off a whole tribe of Apaches in the 1950âs âŠ. Slyvester Stallone single handedly defeated the entire NVA army 30 years ago on another Hollywood set
on the other hand, John McCain DID have real experiences
montessoriteacher about 12 years ago
Well, Bush 41 was in WW2. Bush 43 in Vietnam? Donât think so.
kaffekup about 12 years ago
Oh, yeah, Georgia. A cesspool of corruption under republican âleadershipââŠ.
DavyG about 12 years ago
The Indonesia reference went right over my head. Please explain.
patlaborvi about 12 years ago
Jeff actually admitted that he made things up? Heâs always worked so hard to make people believe his stories are true and here he is admitting that he made it up. Unbelievable.
DylanThomas3.14159 about 12 years ago
âWhy would you ask such a question?â
Itâs logical to probe an assertion logically.
Spade Jr. about 12 years ago
SICK humor. If you ever spent any time with a wounded warrior who incurred a brain injury, youâd never consider writing a strip like this. The real and the unreal are often hard for some to figure out and thereâs nothing funny about that. Imagine someone in your own family going through an experience like this and then maybe you wonât think what you wrote is funny, G.T. I can appreciate humor, even political humor, whether it falls in line with my politics or not. But weak humor about brain injury crosses the line. You really should be ashamed of yourself for this pathetic attempt at humor.