Close to Home by John McPherson for January 02, 2013

  1. My lionel train
    caller49  almost 12 years ago

    Um, maybe because they look like a pirate?

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    pawpawbear  almost 12 years ago

    Well, he has no idea what he looks like. Mirrors don’t last long in his house. Neither do eight day clocks.

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    bkybl Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Check out the fingernails.

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    Kvasir42 Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Hey! I resemble that cartoon!

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    clucky  almost 12 years ago

    There’s a mate in the world for everyone (ha ha).

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  6. Clouseau
    el8  almost 12 years ago

    Even the parrot left him.

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    debuggingdevice  almost 12 years ago

    AAARGH Looks like he had a BRIEF stint as a pirate!

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    Rwill  almost 12 years ago

    That’s why you trim your nails before putting your contacts in.

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    battle of plattsburgh  almost 12 years ago

    In the world of “Close to Home”, he’s very eligible batchelor.

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    Poollady  almost 12 years ago

    Is that potatoes and toilet paper on the chair?

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    Perkycat  almost 12 years ago

    One word – GROSS!

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    Linda Pearson  almost 12 years ago

    I think its potato chips and empty beer cans. I agree, Gross!

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    tazz555  almost 12 years ago

    Hm lets see:

    1: Eye Patch2: A dentist’s worst nightmare3: A man bra4: Fat5: Very hairy

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    ALB 8446  almost 12 years ago

    I don’t think that book even covers half of all the reasons.

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    Creniere  almost 12 years ago

    …with no sense of smell

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    Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    I can’t imagine why he’s still single.

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    Don Winchester Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Hey look! An Occupy protester!

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