Why you are still single
Um, maybe because they look like a pirate?
Well, he has no idea what he looks like. Mirrors don’t last long in his house. Neither do eight day clocks.
Check out the fingernails.
Hey! I resemble that cartoon!
There’s a mate in the world for everyone (ha ha).
Even the parrot left him.
AAARGH Looks like he had a BRIEF stint as a pirate!
That’s why you trim your nails before putting your contacts in.
In the world of “Close to Home”, he’s very eligible batchelor.
Is that potatoes and toilet paper on the chair?
One word – GROSS!
I think its potato chips and empty beer cans. I agree, Gross!
Hm lets see:
1: Eye Patch2: A dentist’s worst nightmare3: A man bra4: Fat5: Very hairy
I don’t think that book even covers half of all the reasons.
…with no sense of smell
I can’t imagine why he’s still single.
Hey look! An Occupy protester!
August 21, 2015
caller49 almost 12 years ago
Um, maybe because they look like a pirate?
pawpawbear almost 12 years ago
Well, he has no idea what he looks like. Mirrors don’t last long in his house. Neither do eight day clocks.
bkybl Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Check out the fingernails.
Kvasir42 Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Hey! I resemble that cartoon!
clucky almost 12 years ago
There’s a mate in the world for everyone (ha ha).
el8 almost 12 years ago
Even the parrot left him.
debuggingdevice almost 12 years ago
AAARGH Looks like he had a BRIEF stint as a pirate!
Rwill almost 12 years ago
That’s why you trim your nails before putting your contacts in.
battle of plattsburgh almost 12 years ago
In the world of “Close to Home”, he’s very eligible batchelor.
Poollady almost 12 years ago
Is that potatoes and toilet paper on the chair?
Perkycat almost 12 years ago
One word – GROSS!
Linda Pearson almost 12 years ago
I think its potato chips and empty beer cans. I agree, Gross!
tazz555 almost 12 years ago
Hm lets see:
1: Eye Patch2: A dentist’s worst nightmare3: A man bra4: Fat5: Very hairy
ALB 8446 almost 12 years ago
I don’t think that book even covers half of all the reasons.
Creniere almost 12 years ago
…with no sense of smell
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member almost 12 years ago
I can’t imagine why he’s still single.
Don Winchester Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Hey look! An Occupy protester!