Monty by Jim Meddick for January 16, 2013
January 15, 2013
January 17, 2013
Transcript:
Ok. The weather was crummy. Big deal. Look on the bright side... It was pretty fun seeing the Texas chainsaw massacre remake at the Pompano Beach Cineplex, wasn't it? Remember? And it... Hey! Wait! Pull in here! I need to get something! Spray tan? Want some?
hometownk Premium Member about 12 years ago
We went away for the weekend and were using our new GPS and eventually I told my friend “I turned off the Australian bitch because she was directing us on all the back roads.” I dug out the paper map and a main thoroughfare was 2 blocks north. Still “she” tried to get us to go off the main road. Sigh.
Sisyphos about 12 years ago
Yuck! Don’t do it, Monty! And shame on you, Moondog, for using that vile, orangey, fake crap (well, I take that back; it’s real crap). What are you trying to prove, and to whom?!
tattooedcyberidiot about 12 years ago
Please don’t head home guys! Go to vegas, crash the car, pick up a psychopath hitchiker… anything. Just stay away from that stifling suburban setting
Commentator about 12 years ago
I love the little details, like Monty wearing nerd clothes, collared shirt & vest, on a vacation road trip. Especially compared to Mooney’s hawaiian shirt.
loveofabove about 12 years ago
da tan de man can
Plods with ...™ about 12 years ago
…and now you know the reason that tanning salons flourish in Florida.
jfromlrgo about 12 years ago
@Suzanne
Back when I was delivering furniture the company I worked for spent tens of thousands of dollars for a program from MS that would give us turn by turn directions to the customers houses. By the third day all us trashed them after we left the loading dock.
jfromlrgo about 12 years ago
Well no wonder he couldn’t get a tan. The Suncoast is on the other side of the state!