Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 12, 2013

Thank goodness for the letter R in this one…But, seriously, I think he just wants to get pasta her defenses, so she’ll fork it over…Hope he don’t flip his lid when she tells him to simmer down…OMG, I’m channeling Susan,Susan what are you doing in my head? That’s just…um…oh……

Hey, it’s not that hard to get a handle on that guy..

Their other friend just left with a dish.

He spoon feeds her a crock of baloney and she eats it up.Probably wants to get her stewed and then give her some pot, too…then her goose would really be cooked.

BTW… did Dan come up with this sterling idea….if so, why is he making a shameless plug for his Rival?

Varnes…. you’re learning to dish it out.

I think he’s waring on her. I doubt that he’ll be a rival for her affections.

Maybe he just wants to spoon.

Rumor has it the “DAN” signature might be replaced by a new “DAN THOMPSON” signature as of next week.

Davey, Davey Crockpot, king of the wild kitchen………..

Wow, everybody is in rare form in this medium today…..well done!

They should stir things up—just leave and let him stew.

What a crock*POT*!(sorry if I ruined the joke)