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I once had a teacher who was obsessed with “one thought, one sentence.” We showed her pages of Dickens, Thackeray, etc in which one sentence could cover a whole page. Her response: “Well when you get published you can write any way you want.”
i_am_the_jam about 12 years ago
Feh, too obvious. My trick was to never use contractions. :D :D :D
Linux0s about 12 years ago
So it’s a 20 noun essay?
baileydean about 12 years ago
You counted them Teach’? Yikes. Was that the best way to spend Martin Luther King Day?
margueritem about 12 years ago
Did he use excess punctuation?
el8 about 12 years ago
Ah, the art of the run-on sentence.
naturally_easy about 12 years ago
I wrote a story once about a really big, huge, gigantic, enormous, humoungously large pipsqueak.
orinoco womble about 12 years ago
I once had a teacher who was obsessed with “one thought, one sentence.” We showed her pages of Dickens, Thackeray, etc in which one sentence could cover a whole page. Her response: “Well when you get published you can write any way you want.”
Darryl Heine about 12 years ago
Like they said in an old Schoolhouse Rock song: “Simply unpack your adjectives.”
ossiningaling about 12 years ago
That’s very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very clever.