Boris and Ivan have risen from the dead as Russkie zombies and are now terrorizing Chief Ramu’s village with those burp guns! “Plague” did Tarzan say “plague”, those sneaky, lying, thieving Russkies are worse than a plague, they’re a commie pandemic! :)> DasvedanyaAGowa?? Nyet!!!
Rakkav almost 12 years ago
And you with only a knife, a bow and arrows and a giraffe to use against it. Maybe you should’ve brought the hyenas along, too. :)
Polsixe almost 12 years ago
Not to worry, just a few young guns using their AK-47s on empty beer bottles, usual village recreation.
scpandich almost 12 years ago
Of course you ride a giraffe naked; how would you get clothes on it?
scpandich almost 12 years ago
“How fortunate that Omtag could take me across this vast plain so much faster…”
Yes, thank you, Plot Contrivance Gods!
ossiningaling almost 12 years ago
Wasn’t that long a go that Tarzan only had a knife, a bow and arrows, a monkey, and an elephant.
SKJAM! Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Presumably someone was caught trying to escape, or at least get to the message drums.
J Short almost 12 years ago
Whoa Griaffe, I say..whoa…oh come on giraffe…please whoa…pretty please….It works for Yosimite Sam. Check it out on youtube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBhlQgvHmQ0
profkatz almost 12 years ago
Boris and Ivan have risen from the dead as Russkie zombies and are now terrorizing Chief Ramu’s village with those burp guns! “Plague” did Tarzan say “plague”, those sneaky, lying, thieving Russkies are worse than a plague, they’re a commie pandemic! :)> DasvedanyaAGowa?? Nyet!!!
profkatz almost 12 years ago
Uh, oh……Old Joe Biden and older Dianne Feinstein aren’t going to like THIS! Bam-bam-bam…….:(> BanAllWeaponsAGowa!!
profkatz almost 12 years ago
Uh, oh…..Old Joe Biden’s NOT going to like THAT Mr. Night-Gaunt49! :)> BoomBoomAGowa!!
quartermain almost 12 years ago
Ever the joyful kid==waiting for the mail to come after sending a box top and ten cents in for the current premium.