Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for February 06, 2013

She got jumped again by the red bull?

And that’s how she became a world class volley ball player.

Jumping cows, who cares? Has anyone seen my dish or my spoon?

Nudge, nudge, know whut I mean? ;)

Maybe not the red bull but a goose.

The natural method of breeding has mostly been overtaken by artificial means. There is an amusing chapter in one of the “All Creatures Great and Small” books about when the vets first started to take samples in tubes. Lesson: Do not get the temperature of the tube too hot!

Moo.

Q: What does a cow call her husband, fiance, or boyfriend?A: Her significant udder!

I read a biography of James Herriot (real name: James Alfred Wight) written by his son, and according to his son, James and Siegfried and Tristan were all more or less the way they were in the books. In fact, according to Herriot’s son, Siegfried (whose real name was Donald Sinclair) was even more eccentric in real life than he was in the books!

Which Red Bull? The one in the can or the one standing in the meadow? Nyuk, nyuk!

I’ve read the main four books several times, seen the main series programs many times. I’m not sure about the serious literary value of the books, but I wish I could tell stories in such a natural way.

Where’s the little dog laughing?

Only if the bull’s name is Ralph! POW!

you’d be red too after squirting her that high!