"Tom, you alway had a great ear for music."
The corn can only play by ear, but a potato can sight read.
“….but that corn can’t play worth a lick”
What a corny joke..
Just one ear? So it’s a unicorn? Maybe we need some more…“Friends, Romans and Countrymen, lend me your ears….” There is a colonel of truth hear tho…
Hey…. you guys’ve been cobbin’ all the good lines.
Hmmm… You’d think Tom would be willing to pop for a grand piano….
The little guy might have to butter him up…..Tell him he doesn’t want to a-salt his ears.
Sorry Radish….. your line hadn’t popped up yet before I posted.
Amaizing.
Shucks
Sorry, no corn pun. However, I do observe that the family cat has some doubts about his talent.
I still prefer my corn in a jar.
Blue, play dead on the rug….Good dog…
PICTO,
I once had a girl on Rocky Top,Half bear, the other half cat.Wild as a mink and sweet as soda pop,And I still dream about that!
You should see my brother Moe’s art.
Why should you never tell a secret in a vegetable field?Because the corn have ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk (beans talk)
Does he just play the melody or can he play hominy?
Doesn’t anyone else find this scary in a 1950s sci-fi way?
The cat looks hungry. That might put an end to the music and all these corny jokes. ( which I have found very punny!)
It’s kinda eerie, Mr Niblets can play the field but prefers stalking his tunes, note♪by♫note . . . . ☻
Isn’t that eerie? I thought one would be acorn, not unicorn.
Dan Thompson
Michael McGinnis Premium Member almost 12 years ago
The corn can only play by ear, but a potato can sight read.
Buckly34 almost 12 years ago
“….but that corn can’t play worth a lick”
Varnes almost 12 years ago
What a corny joke..
Varnes almost 12 years ago
Just one ear? So it’s a unicorn? Maybe we need some more…“Friends, Romans and Countrymen, lend me your ears….” There is a colonel of truth hear tho…
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Hey…. you guys’ve been cobbin’ all the good lines.
Hmmm… You’d think Tom would be willing to pop for a grand piano….
The little guy might have to butter him up…..Tell him he doesn’t want to a-salt his ears.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Sorry Radish….. your line hadn’t popped up yet before I posted.
Superfrog almost 12 years ago
Amaizing.
Bargrove almost 12 years ago
Shucks
Jaymi Cee Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Sorry, no corn pun. However, I do observe that the family cat has some doubts about his talent.
PICTO almost 12 years ago
I still prefer my corn in a jar.
Varnes almost 12 years ago
Blue, play dead on the rug….Good dog…
Varnes almost 12 years ago
PICTO,
I once had a girl on Rocky Top,Half bear, the other half cat.Wild as a mink and sweet as soda pop,And I still dream about that!
jreckard almost 12 years ago
You should see my brother Moe’s art.
mkahn almost 12 years ago
Why should you never tell a secret in a vegetable field?Because the corn have ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk (beans talk)
Digital Frog almost 12 years ago
Does he just play the melody or can he play hominy?
konradh almost 12 years ago
Doesn’t anyone else find this scary in a 1950s sci-fi way?
Perkycat almost 12 years ago
The cat looks hungry. That might put an end to the music and all these corny jokes. ( which I have found very punny!)
GoodQuestion Premium Member almost 12 years ago
It’s kinda eerie, Mr Niblets can play the field but prefers stalking his tunes, note♪by♫note . . . . ☻
parkerfields almost 12 years ago
Isn’t that eerie? I thought one would be acorn, not unicorn.