Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 15, 2013

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    Michael McGinnis Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    The corn can only play by ear, but a potato can sight read.

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    Buckly34  almost 12 years ago

    “….but that corn can’t play worth a lick”

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    Varnes  almost 12 years ago

    What a corny joke..

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    Varnes  almost 12 years ago

    Just one ear? So it’s a unicorn? Maybe we need some more…“Friends, Romans and Countrymen, lend me your ears….” There is a colonel of truth hear tho…

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Hey…. you guys’ve been cobbin’ all the good lines.

    Hmmm… You’d think Tom would be willing to pop for a grand piano….

    The little guy might have to butter him up…..Tell him he doesn’t want to a-salt his ears.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Sorry Radish….. your line hadn’t popped up yet before I posted.

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    Superfrog  almost 12 years ago

    Amaizing.

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    Bargrove  almost 12 years ago

    Shucks

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    Jaymi Cee Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Sorry, no corn pun. However, I do observe that the family cat has some doubts about his talent.

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    PICTO  almost 12 years ago

    I still prefer my corn in a jar.

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    Varnes  almost 12 years ago

    Blue, play dead on the rug….Good dog…

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    Varnes  almost 12 years ago

    PICTO,

    I once had a girl on Rocky Top,Half bear, the other half cat.Wild as a mink and sweet as soda pop,And I still dream about that!

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    jreckard  almost 12 years ago

    You should see my brother Moe’s art.

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    mkahn  almost 12 years ago

    Why should you never tell a secret in a vegetable field?Because the corn have ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk (beans talk)

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    Digital Frog  almost 12 years ago

    Does he just play the melody or can he play hominy?

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    konradh  almost 12 years ago

    Doesn’t anyone else find this scary in a 1950s sci-fi way?

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    Perkycat  almost 12 years ago

    The cat looks hungry. That might put an end to the music and all these corny jokes. ( which I have found very punny!)

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    GoodQuestion Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    It’s kinda eerie, Mr Niblets can play the field but prefers stalking his tunes, note♪by♫note . . . . ☻

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    parkerfields  almost 12 years ago

    Isn’t that eerie? I thought one would be acorn, not unicorn.

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