FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 29, 2013
March 28, 2013
March 30, 2013
Transcript:
Paige: Please, can I get a dog, Mom? Please? Please? Please? I promise I'll train it not to bark all night or soil the carpet or chew up the furniture or dig up your garden or shred fur all over the house! Please? I've always wanted a pet! What do you say? Jason: I can't believe Mom bought you this Super-fancy fish tank. Paige: It's all in how you ask.
Helmet Head over 11 years ago
“If what you want is a kitten, start by asking for a horse.”
Gator007 over 11 years ago
This is what happen to me when my daughter wanted a dog. she got one but we take care of it.
Rickapolis over 11 years ago
Fish?
Doctor11 over 11 years ago
I took care of my gold fish for a LONG time until they ultimately passed away, and then I buried them in the backyard since I don’t believe in the whole flushing them down the toilet routine.
rugratz2222 over 11 years ago
supposedly goldfish will grow to the size of their environment … some lakes had people dump old unwanted goldfish and now they are 3 to 5 lbs since they are supposed to be members of the carp family.