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Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 22, 2013
January 21, 2013
January 23, 2013
Transcript:
Dutch: El capitan, this evidence proves that I didn't blow up Mrs. Mason like a cheap pinata! Hefty: Senor Dutch, Amigo, this proves senor mason exploded his own wife! Dutch: Like she was a gopher on a golf course, amigo. Hefty: And you came here alone - Dutch: You've a lousy poker face, Hefty Jefe. Hefty: I'm really more of a go fish man!
BenderSastre about 12 years ago
Wait, did Dutch just get thrown through a door by a fat guy?
johnrussco about 12 years ago
I think that Senor Dutch is just in a hurry to get his son and daughter-in-law involved.
SkyFisher about 12 years ago
Dan, you do know that a few of those n’s are supposed to have a ~ above them, right?
mntim about 12 years ago
Actually, they speak Portugese along the Amazon, so not so many ~s. Not so many pinatas, either.
lecrenb about 12 years ago
Hefty Jefe… I’ll be chuckling at that one all day long.
dan thompson creator about 12 years ago
Panel 3 I should’ve shown the EL Capitan going for his pistola…those little lines whizzin’ by Dutch in panel 4 are bullets
Dragoncat about 12 years ago
This strip really has me thinking…I haven’t played Crazy Eight for the longest time.
Linda Solomon about 12 years ago
Go Fishing for HugPounceszz Haywire Hooligans and Ripscallions!!