In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for June 29, 2009

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    Jor-El  over 15 years ago

    Major League Baseball prohibits the use of a bat that has been modified with a foreign substance, corkedā€¦

    ā€¦or waxed.

    Suspension is a mandatory penalty.

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    wyrm282  over 15 years ago

    ā€¦im not sure if ā€œOwā€ fits hereā€¦

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    dsom8  over 15 years ago

    Stick it in your ear, Doc!

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    yyyguy  over 15 years ago

    if you have bat ears, you might be Prince Charles

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    bald  over 15 years ago

    he should have tied a string to the handle of his bat, would have saved a trip to the doctors office

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    yyyguy  over 15 years ago

    what. Mental floss?

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    Nighthawks Premium Member over 15 years ago

    cool! im a team memberā€¦ .uh,,,, (insert a wary frown and a quote from ā€™ flounderā€™ in ā€˜animal houseā€™ when he was chosen entertainment committee chairman) ā€œwhat do I have to do?ā€

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