In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for July 04, 2009

right after the “quack of the bat” I guess.

How about catching the ball.

This player must be a member of the adult Bad News Bears.

Lucky for him duck is only a one syllable word; on the other hand, what rhymes with ‘avoid’ ?

What, you forgot your glove?

this is the story of the NY Mets

if this schmuck doesn’t duck he will be struck

but not with a puck, or a truck. or an aussie rules football player in the ruck.

@bigg3469: FIRETRUCK

@fredbuhl: destroyed?

heavens to mergatroid; I’m so annoyed