Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for March 28, 2013
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Dad: Mom and I think you should try soccer. Its not hard, and it'd be good for you. Dad: You just run around some, kick the ball a few times, and at the end you'll get a little medal and a pizza party. Petey: Pizza with no red sauce? Dad: And the cheese on the side, just the way you like it.
Templo S.U.D. over 11 years ago
Never heard of a picky eater who wants pizza cheese on the side. That’s Peter Otterloop, Jr. for you, though.
Linux0s over 11 years ago
Little Neuro would never play soccer.
barbara chaffin Premium Member over 11 years ago
he does have a picky eater rating you know!
Tue Elung-Jensen over 11 years ago
Aah the loser medals :), and pizza to balance out the excercise.
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
That’s called white bread.But fear not, Petey. Peter will accept your stasis in the end, I’m sure.
King_Shark over 11 years ago
“Soccer” (i.e. football) isn’t hard? He should be made to talk to Andy Capp.
puddlesplatt over 11 years ago
man what a loss
Gokie5 over 11 years ago
Richard is so good! There sits Petey, a hopeless doomed creature.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 11 years ago
That is NO WAY to eat a pizza, Petey!
ms529212 over 11 years ago
Parent pressure – more well-intended than peer pressure, but just as annoying.
tazz555 over 11 years ago
No red sauce and cheese on the side? Isnt that basically a triangle piece of toast
Pickbrain over 11 years ago
Poor Petey!
jaxxxon58 over 11 years ago
I think that this is a wonderful example of how Dad is looking out for his kid, and wanting the best for him – gently…
Popeyesforearm over 11 years ago
cooked dough
terek over 11 years ago
You forgot to mention getting trampled by the stampede of opposing players, and ending up hospitalized for about two months!!!