In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for July 27, 2009

sometimes that’s exactly what the snack cart sandwiches taste like. yuck!

So that’s where EMIT went to after last week’s ramblings! I’ll take a Hand Sandwich with extra Horseradish to mask the flavor (don’t know what his hand was doing & if he washed it after using the bathroom facilities). Figure he’ll be back in time for the High Holy Days with his so-called poetry (he promised earlier this month during the 4 of July holiday ramblings about it being a day to rest (Shabbot) instead of celebration). Or he just changes screen names & avatars lurking in the backgound…

Re: “,,,We are going to celebrate ‘Dependence on HaShem’ tomorrow, as on every shabbat, by resting with family and in the Torah. Independence from HaShem(God) is bad policy.”

http://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2009/07/03/

(Scroll down the page to see full quote & other comments on July 3rd).

Saw this earlier this morning and almost expected to see Lio do a walk-thru!

these guys will definitely bite the hand that feeds them

oh, and EMET…..

SWOOOOOSH!

for a minute there, I thought that was a hand sandwich going over the top of my head….but , no surprise, it was the usual….

A

hmm …what would REALLY be gross is if the hand sandwich had dirty fingernails….

ewwww…isn’t THAT as pleasing picture?

double A

A to the team.

EMET,

I’m not sure who did a number in GJ’s cornflakes, but I think it was a one and a two.

Personally, I think his avatar should have given him away from the beginning.

1) When did In The Bleachers turn into Frank & Ernst?!?

2) I don’t think the gators and crocs are looking at the sandwich to devour. Why go with processed meat when you can fresh?

there used to be a restaurant chain in california which claimed to have gator burgers, i never tried one of them but their chili fries were pretty good after a few beers

@pouncingtiger: good point. fresh is definitely best! good thing there’s no crocs on local golf courses, just geese (which can be bad enough during nesting season) A. to the team.

EMET,

For some reason I’ve got this urge to change my avatar to H.M. (Howlin’ Mad) Murdoch.

I take it you were probably one of the few who wasn’t told as a kid what the signifigance of one and two were when you were doing potty training. I think GJ’s been spewing number 3 (a combination of 1 and 2 that keeps you sitting on the potty).

Or as Ernie Banks used to say, “It’s a great day for 2”. I gotta think it’s a good day for baseball somewhere.

AAA