I don’t think there’s a chance of a hare-raising play.
Batter steps up to the plate, here’s the pitch-he’s going, and what a jump he’s got, he’s trying for third, here’s the throw, it’s in the dirt-safe at third! Holy cow, stolen base! He’s taking a pretty big lead out there, almost daring him to try and pick him off. The pitcher glances over, winds up, and it’s bunted, bunted down the third base line, the suicide squeeze is on! Here he comes, squeeze play, it’s gonna be close, holy cow, I think he’s gonna make it!
(If this passage has any resemblance to Meatloaf’s Paradise By the Dashboard Light, I have a better memory than I thought.)
pouncingtiger over 15 years ago
That base runner has a hare trigger.
Hare today, gone asap.
yyyguy over 15 years ago
i hear he has a jackrabbit start, but has trouble staying in the base line.
fredbuhl over 15 years ago
His leaps know no bounds.
GROG Premium Member over 15 years ago
I don’t think there’s a chance of a hare-raising play.
Batter steps up to the plate, here’s the pitch-he’s going, and what a jump he’s got, he’s trying for third, here’s the throw, it’s in the dirt-safe at third! Holy cow, stolen base! He’s taking a pretty big lead out there, almost daring him to try and pick him off. The pitcher glances over, winds up, and it’s bunted, bunted down the third base line, the suicide squeeze is on! Here he comes, squeeze play, it’s gonna be close, holy cow, I think he’s gonna make it!
(If this passage has any resemblance to Meatloaf’s Paradise By the Dashboard Light, I have a better memory than I thought.)
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Hugh B. Hayve over 15 years ago
Stop right there!
Teetonka over 15 years ago
BC13
Let me sleep on it, I’ll give you an answer in the morning.
Yakety Sax over 15 years ago
before we go any further…