In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for September 12, 2009

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    pouncingtiger  about 15 years ago

    That base runner has a hare trigger.

    Hare today, gone asap.

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    yyyguy  about 15 years ago

    i hear he has a jackrabbit start, but has trouble staying in the base line.

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    fredbuhl  about 15 years ago

    His leaps know no bounds.

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    GROG Premium Member about 15 years ago

    I don’t think there’s a chance of a hare-raising play.

    Batter steps up to the plate, here’s the pitch-he’s going, and what a jump he’s got, he’s trying for third, here’s the throw, it’s in the dirt-safe at third! Holy cow, stolen base! He’s taking a pretty big lead out there, almost daring him to try and pick him off. The pitcher glances over, winds up, and it’s bunted, bunted down the third base line, the suicide squeeze is on! Here he comes, squeeze play, it’s gonna be close, holy cow, I think he’s gonna make it!

    (If this passage has any resemblance to Meatloaf’s Paradise By the Dashboard Light, I have a better memory than I thought.)

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    Hugh B. Hayve  about 15 years ago

    Stop right there!

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    Teetonka  about 15 years ago

    BC13

    Let me sleep on it, I’ll give you an answer in the morning.

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    Yakety Sax  about 15 years ago

    before we go any further…

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