That might work well in the west time zones. Here in the east we just scowl hard when the preacher goes too far overtime and threatens getting home in time for the start. I have gotten up and walked out a few times when it just gets ridiculous. Chatty guy needs to wrap it up.
Get a pocket watch. When the game is getting close, make a big show of taking it out and looking at it. If this does not get the preacher’s attention, knock it loudly on the pew in front. Look at it, shake it, then pound it again. Last hymn
Ginrummy33 about 15 years ago
That might work well in the west time zones. Here in the east we just scowl hard when the preacher goes too far overtime and threatens getting home in time for the start. I have gotten up and walked out a few times when it just gets ridiculous. Chatty guy needs to wrap it up.
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
He doesn’t have far to go. His TV set is ib the back.
GROG Premium Member about 15 years ago
Already have a big screan. Don’t need to be sermonized at the same time.
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fredbuhl about 15 years ago
Sermon during half time or between innings only, right?
dsom8 about 15 years ago
It’s been known to happen. Especially on Super Bowl Sunday. (Makes you wonder who we really worship as God.)
Nelly55 about 15 years ago
football on sunday IS my sermon ;-)
lewisbower about 15 years ago
Get a pocket watch. When the game is getting close, make a big show of taking it out and looking at it. If this does not get the preacher’s attention, knock it loudly on the pew in front. Look at it, shake it, then pound it again. Last hymn
whardin1960 about 15 years ago
They got the wine, now if there was only some guacamole for those flat chips.