In 1998, O’Reilly published a novel called “Those Who Trespass.” It’s about an obvious O’Reilly analog TV journalist who starts murdering news executives, and the obvious O’Reilly analog Irish cop who’s determined to bring him down.
It also features some of the most hilariously bad sex scenes ever written. You can hear clips of O’Reilly reading the audiobook version on the Village Voice blog.
http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/archives/2009/03/offwiththose.php
Sharon D Duke over 15 years ago
Ha! Good ‘un.
steverinoCT over 15 years ago
Sorry to hear about the book. There’s something circulating about repeated failure being a necessary precursor to success, but I’ll spare you.
steverinoCT over 15 years ago
…would they really call her “Vic?” What do the Brit tabloids call the current Queen?
mivins over 15 years ago
Smut author? Really?
GoodQuestion Premium Member over 15 years ago
Anyone else think that the “World’s worst novelist” picture bears uncanny resemblence to Pab’s avatar?
JanLC over 15 years ago
Haven’t found any smut in Bill’s books yet. Point me to it, please.
Oskar_Kennedy over 15 years ago
In 1998, O’Reilly published a novel called “Those Who Trespass.” It’s about an obvious O’Reilly analog TV journalist who starts murdering news executives, and the obvious O’Reilly analog Irish cop who’s determined to bring him down.
It also features some of the most hilariously bad sex scenes ever written. You can hear clips of O’Reilly reading the audiobook version on the Village Voice blog. http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/archives/2009/03/offwiththose.php
ironflange over 15 years ago
I’ve seen the reigning monarch referred to as “Liz.” I dunno about “Vic” though, she’s always struck me as more of a “Vicki.”
Pab Sungenis creator over 15 years ago
“Hey, baby, put down that [crack] pipe and get MY pipe UP!” - Bill O’Reilly.
I won’t even get into the whole felafel thing.
kfaatz925 over 15 years ago
I beg to differ about the worst novelist - that should be my pic there! ;)