Gray Matters by Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler for January 24, 2013

Acedemic grants mean never having to say you’re zorie.

For every professor of casual footwear there’s an expert on conversational Klingon.

CreativityWhat’s the Klingon one pay?K’plah (sp)

I began to study thongs when they were casual footwear. When thongs became flip flops I stayed true to my study of thongs.

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