Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for February 03, 2013
February 02, 2013
February 04, 2013
Transcript:
Bucky: I've identified why none of my previous books have been commercially successful. Satchel: Mm-hm. Mm-hm. Bucky: They were never published. Satchel: Mm-hm. Mm-hm. Bucky: Probably too short, too. This advice book says a novel should be around 300 pages. Satchel: Mm-hm. Mm-hm. Bucky: They say everyone has one novel in 'em. And I'm about to pull mine out. Satchel: One novel? That's nothing. Remember that time I had Rob's kindle in me? That was, like, a thousand novels! Ha ha! And I bet not everyone's had an address book in their intestine like I did last summer. Bucky: You're very special. Can you go now? Satchel: Hey, I got a sports section in me now.
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Varnes almost 12 years ago
I am totally stealing the line, “You’re very special, can you go now?” Believe me, it’s gonna get a lot of use!
Varnes almost 12 years ago
Although I probably will not be saying much about address books in my intestines..It’s nobody’s business butt my own…
Arianne almost 12 years ago
Bucky’s look in panel 6 – Stupendous! :D Wonder where Satchel’s going with that sports section? I can see this framed strip going up on many an aspiring writer’s walls.
orinoco womble almost 12 years ago
And then there are the formula-fiction authors who appear to have far too many novels in them. Honestly, some of them, you wonder when they eat and sleep…let alone go to the loo!
Arianne almost 12 years ago
That’s where Satchel’s going with the sports section.
orinoco womble almost 12 years ago
The smallest room/throne room/temple of the porcelain fixture.
puddlesplatt almost 12 years ago
You left out the “Head”
MrRess almost 12 years ago
“skip, skip, skip to my loo”
lecrenb almost 12 years ago
Oh the jocularity! And the comic is funny too…
cubswin2016 almost 12 years ago
I wouldn’t read this novel even if it was Percy Jackson.
grayleaf almost 12 years ago
MM-HM. MM-HM.
Hunter7 almost 12 years ago
So when Satchel is finished with the Sports section….. does he return it to Rob in readable condition?/I am going to have to find ways to put into conversation “You’re very Special. Can you go now?”