Fred Basset by Alex Graham for January 25, 2013

i never sausage a ham

tastes better when its pinched!

Why do they leave it where he can get at it?

Fred never met a sausage he didn’t like.

Serves the owners right for leaving it out where he could get it in the first place.

To paraphrase Oscar Wilde, Fred can resist anything, except temptation.

Now if I could just operate the grill…

Those bangers look “pinched.”

wow Fred can’t resist sausages can he??!!!!!!!!