The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 21, 2013

SNERK!!

Shouldn’t she be keeping her feet on the floor?

Vultures live in dry areas… are those desert forks?

“It’s carrion Albert… of course it’s leftovers!”

Leftovers, again!

It ’s hard for him to keep his elbow off the table…

I’m glad to see someone gave him a hand with it.

Nice turn of phrase, as usual.

Poor Albert. He just lost his head.

Albert appears to be biting the hand that feeds him.

snerk! ahahahahaha!

Why didn’t Albert get a good piece like everyone else?

These are upper-middle-class vultures that use forks to eat instead of plunging their heads directly into carrion. The male is probably an accident-chasing lawyer..They purchase their food in an ethnic vulture store, and travel in only the best flocks. The youngsters attend charter schools and are going to circling-education classes.

Albert is so poor that he’s living from hand to mouth.

There’s a fourth at the table, but he’s Bashful.

Feet on the table are ok but elbows aren’t. Hmmm.

But at least you get to pick your nose.

They must have a cheap takeout place nearby, a meal like that usually costs an arm AND a leg…

so where’s he supposed to eat elbows?

Must you children carrion like that at the table?

Can’t take an arm AND a leg on an airplane since you’re only allowed one piece of carrion per person.

Bernie didn’t listen when the ride operator said, “Keep all arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times”.

About 1 in 50 or so

second vulture strip today