She’s probably sugar-free as well. What? Artificial color added? Poor thing is gonna have it tough. Been that way since she was Nehi to a gatorade. She’ll never be the leader of the 6-pack, that’s for sure, but if will just forget about all those secondary cola characteristics, she can become a leading scientist, maybe major in Fizzics. Isn’t there some theory that if you mix Nerds and cola, you get a Big Bang? Maybe she could star in her own TV series, Ugly Shasta! She would really Blossom, I bet…..
margueritem over 11 years ago
Aw….. :’-(
el8 over 11 years ago
Don’t let them shake you up, Carly.
Buckly34 over 11 years ago
Oh, high school social sodas are so mean
horqua over 11 years ago
Would that make her an “un-cola”?
osceola over 11 years ago
Maybe Carly should go to Dr. Peeper.
Linux0s over 11 years ago
Carla’s classmates are soda jerks.
pcolli over 11 years ago
She can have my “man bubbles” if she wants.
PICTO over 11 years ago
There’s a price to pay for going around with no top. The hussy.
TaxGeek over 11 years ago
Snerk
jmcx4 over 11 years ago
I had this joke about Cherry Coke, but I forgot the punch line….
Stephen Gilberg over 11 years ago
They must be RC, for “really cruel.”
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML over 11 years ago
She knew she shouldn’t Do the Dew…. now she’s got an appointment with the good Dr. at 10, 2 & 4….
Digital Frog over 11 years ago
Maybe she could get them ‘busted’ for posession of Coke.
prof2 over 11 years ago
(After reading the comments today and the strip) .Help me…can’t breathe – ROTFL hysterically
….whew….my two cents though – some of us like tiny bubbles / flat colas. (man, did I REALLY just type that?!?) !
meowlin over 11 years ago
Real beverages have curves.
jadoo823 over 11 years ago
…Excellent!! LOL!!…
Packratjohn Premium Member over 11 years ago
She’s probably sugar-free as well. What? Artificial color added? Poor thing is gonna have it tough. Been that way since she was Nehi to a gatorade. She’ll never be the leader of the 6-pack, that’s for sure, but if will just forget about all those secondary cola characteristics, she can become a leading scientist, maybe major in Fizzics. Isn’t there some theory that if you mix Nerds and cola, you get a Big Bang? Maybe she could star in her own TV series, Ugly Shasta! She would really Blossom, I bet…..
Popeyesforearm over 11 years ago
these puns have been recycled and ain’t worth 5 cents.
Vet Premium Member over 11 years ago
At least she is not the albino. 7 UP
7500edg over 11 years ago
I like this one today! Real funny!Nice one scott!