Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for March 09, 2014
Transcript:
"Good news. I finally figured out what I'm going to do with my life." "I want to be a secret agent. I know what you're thinking, but hear me out. A lot of people go their whole lives never really testing themselves. I don't want that to be me. I need an occupation that will take me past my limits. I am quite certain that being a secret agent will do just that." "I want to get lost in a web of espionage, so deep undercover that my own agency has disavowed my existence. Fueled by adrenaline, I'll bluff my way through a maze of intrigue to uncover a world where secrets are the commodity, and the currency, my friend, is your life." "I know how I sound, but when you've finally found what it is you've been put on this earth to do, you want to shout it from the rooftops. So let this grassy field serve as my rooftop. World, I'm going to be a secret..." "What?" "I was really leaning toward ballerina until the walk over here."