Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for June 11, 2014
Transcript:
"Martin's new cell phone is so sweet. You can actually watch TV on it. I mean, can you imagine being able to watch your favorite shows while you're walking down the street?" "'Ugly Betty,' you kill me." SCREEEE "Every time I do it ends badly." "Hope that phone's impact resistant."
J Short over 10 years ago
Stopped by a print shop to pick up some flyers. A girl was texting while heading for the same door as me. She didn’t see the step up and tripped. I told her, “That’ll teach you not to text while walking.”
patlaborvi over 10 years ago
On an episode of 1000 ways to die they told the story of a girl and her boyfriend who were texting back and forth about where he was going to pick her up at the mall. She was too busy texting to watch where she was walking as she came out to the parking lot and he was too busy texting to watch where he was driving and she stepped right in front of him so that he ended up hitting and killing her.