Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for September 28, 2014

Transcript:

"Ooh, an after-school special about adoption. You want to watch so you can better deal with your issues?" "No, turn it back to 'Jeopardy.' I like hearing you answer incorrectly and not in the form of a question." "I wonder, will we always feel the need to make fun of each other?" "Or someday, when we're adults, will we finally realize the folly of our rivalrous sibling ways?" "Ooh, an infomercial for hair restoration. You want me to wait 'til they flash the toll-free number?" "Did you mean to turn off 'Food Network' or did a chocolate chunk fall out of your mouth and hit the remote?" "What is folly?" "Good, now save that for 'Jeopardy.'"