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Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 29, 2013
January 28, 2013
January 30, 2013
Transcript:
Hefty: You play monopoly well - for a woman! But nothing can stop he who controls Marvin Gardens! Cobra: Better look twice, chum. This little lady has a lock on the railroads! Ka rumble! Man: El capitan! The jail! It just went ka-blooie! Cobra: As long as this monopoly jail is still standing, you're not going anywhere, amigo! Hefty: You think I don't know what a distraction is, senorita? Cobra: Well, you certainly have no idea what a good deal is! You rejected my offer of boardwalk for ventnor and water works!
johnrussco about 12 years ago
cobra will work this bum
Veridian about 12 years ago
Todays Offering : In which Our Man Thompson proves decisively that Team Haywire holds the Monopoly on Mirthful Mayhem…….Sorry Hooligang, I’m tired and I couldn’t resist… :-)
Chithing about 12 years ago
If El Capitan isn’t careful, Cobra’s going to make him turn on his own water works.
tsandl about 12 years ago
It went KA-RUMBLE not KA-BLOOIE. Henchmen these days just have no attention to detail.
SkyFisher about 12 years ago
A Monopolized Hugepouncezz to you, Linda Dean!And same to all you other Haywire Hooligans!
mntim about 12 years ago
El Jefe has a gun. He almost evened the odds.
Dragoncat about 12 years ago
It’s Haywire! I’d know that KA-RUMBLE anywhere!
DorianKTB about 12 years ago
How do we know that lamp wasn’t a prop from the “Anatole of Paris” number in the Danny Kaye movie version of THE SECRET LIFE OF WALTER MITTY? :-)
Dragoncat about 12 years ago
Here’s hoping the boys won’t need Plan #27 to rescue Cobra.
leatherneck1 about 12 years ago
I dunno that KA RUMBLE sounds a bit like CARAMBA. I guess we could expect that south of the border. I don’t think C4 rumbles too much… it has more Zing to it.