Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 01, 2013
Transcript:
Rip: Now to save Dutch and Cobra (sniffle)! Guard: Not so fast! We knew you'd try for the chopper! Rip: I'm starting to feel lousy. (sniffle!) Guard: Fear of Frederico will do that to any man! Rip: No, I think I'm coming down with something. My nose feels blocked. (snort!) Guard: That only confirms my diagnosis: Frederico Fever! Rip: I'll take something when I get home. (Sneeze!) Pa-pow! Guard: Gaah! Did you wash your hands before punching me?
Chithing Premium Member almost 12 years ago
He’ll wash them…in your BLOOD! Sorry, didn’t mean to go all PG-13 there.
mntim almost 12 years ago
To make it a fair fight, I won’t disarm you.
johnrussco almost 12 years ago
Nice flat right blow to the head! that should do the trick.
leatherneck1 almost 12 years ago
“Pa-Pow”? what happened to Ka Pow? I’m glad that Rip got to Pa Pow someone. I feared he might lose the calluses on his knuckles.
jetspacer almost 12 years ago
Did the gunman swap gun hands?…Well…it would not have mattered anyway – Rip’s left punch might have killed the guy!!
Herb Thiel Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Pa-pow! He ka-hit him with unwashed hands! He also ka-sneezed! I LOVE this strip. It’s at the top of my page.
Dragoncat almost 12 years ago
PA-POW!, not KA-POW!?Even his special effects are stuffed up.
DorianKTB almost 12 years ago
I don’t know what’ll lay the bad guys low faster: Rip’s fists or his cold germs! I say Rip should confiscate the villains’ Sudafed, just to make sure! :-)
bornfree99 almost 12 years ago
you have a gun and rip uses bio weapon.. finally a fairly match duel..
SkyFisher almost 12 years ago
Huge-Sniffle-Snort-Pouncezz Haywire-cough-Hooligans!