Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 22, 2013

Blue’s Traveler, Meatloaf and Pavarotti…wonder what that band’s music would sound like? A harmonic rock opera?

Determined by wieght, not by volume.

I don’t know how they could exceed their own band’s width…. but they certainly seem to have exceeded their allotted band-width.

Benny Goodman, Glenn Miller – they’ve got nothing on this big band.

at first I thought it was the Allison Baker All Star Funk and Polka Band featuring Big Joe Borgin on the electrified accordion. My mistake.

Actually Popper and Meat Loaf have both lost a lot of weight and Pavarotti is dead.

What’s a band width?

They just need to sign up a broad band.

They need a broad in the band, and it will all be over when the fat lady sings……….

Get a better T-shirt next time, guy in the middle.

Too bad……………………=)