Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for September 01, 1998

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Man: Hi! I'm Bradley! '90s man! Pecs of steel, heart of gold, porcelain caps, and preventative hair loss treatment has already begun! Drug-free, nicotine-free, caffeine-free, alcohol-free, disease-free, delusion-free! I love roomy jeans, cushy cars, jumbo screens and women who aren't afraid to pop the big question! Cathy: Will you excuse me while I go throw up? Man: HA, HA! What a kidder! Yes, I AM wearing Calvin Klein underwear!