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Jon: Would you like a donut, Liz?
Liz: I'd love one. But I really shouldn't.
Jon: So you would like a donut?
Liz: Absolutely.
Jon: But you don't want one?
Liz: No! No, no, no!
Jon: Women.
Garfield: They're a mystery.
Men and women havenât understood each other since the beginning of time. Itâs called âcommunication.â
.Seriously, ladies, try and understand we men are very literal creatures. We donât always remember to listen to how something is said and even then we usually donât get it. Just do us and yourselves a favor and say exactly what you mean as literally as possible. Trust me, weâll both be happier that way.
Einstein did have a theory of relativity with regard to women. As he explained it: If you sit on a park bench with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like only a minute. But if you sit on a hot stove for a minute, itâs longer than any hour.
wonder why Liz didnât take one when Jon asked so you do want one and she said absolutely???âŠthen Garfield got all of them and Jon said women and Garfield said theyâre a mystery
Templo S.U.D. about 12 years ago
Gotta love the âmixed signalsâ thing.
sonytv about 12 years ago
liz looks so annoyed in the third last panel
doffy about 12 years ago
Is it just me, or is it shocking just how long those donuts lasted? :)
alondra about 12 years ago
It seems after the second panel it shouldâve been a moot point because Garfield wouldâve already scarfed them down.
pcolli about 12 years ago
If a woman is going to change her mind, she has to do it herself.
Number Three about 12 years ago
Are you on a diet, Liz?
âDietâ isnât Garfieldâs favourite word.
xxx
dreadlokz about 12 years ago
Iâm an open book. Unlike Liz, apparently.
Darryl Heine about 12 years ago
Thatâs using your willpower, Liz.
Ernest Lemmingway about 12 years ago
Men and women havenât understood each other since the beginning of time. Itâs called âcommunication.â
.Seriously, ladies, try and understand we men are very literal creatures. We donât always remember to listen to how something is said and even then we usually donât get it. Just do us and yourselves a favor and say exactly what you mean as literally as possible. Trust me, weâll both be happier that way.
calvinsfriend110 about 12 years ago
Why they take hours shoppingâŠ
HankTheSock about 12 years ago
This strip is so trueâŠ
joylion about 12 years ago
Wow, Garfeild practically inhaled those doughnuts!! i am surprised they lasted that long though.
Rakkav about 12 years ago
Einstein did have a theory of relativity with regard to women. As he explained it: If you sit on a park bench with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like only a minute. But if you sit on a hot stove for a minute, itâs longer than any hour.
el8 about 12 years ago
âAh, sweet mystery of lifeâŠâ.
AmyGrantfan51774 about 12 years ago
wonder why Liz didnât take one when Jon asked so you do want one and she said absolutely???âŠthen Garfield got all of them and Jon said women and Garfield said theyâre a mystery
feanen_atreides about 12 years ago
Somehow panels 1 through 4 made me feel like I was reading Cathy!
business garfield the brave over 2 years ago
who ate the doughnuts?