Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for May 15, 2015
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Cathy: I won't...um...be this size for my wedding. Bridal consultant: Of course not! Your dress won't be this size, either! These are just samples! Cathy: I'll be ten pounds thinner...arms tones...wait trimmed...different hair...better skin... Bridal consultant: The dress will be let out...taken in...buttons added...sparkles moved...train on...train off...Choose the size and style closest to your grandest fantasy of who'll you be... and we'll spend the next year changing the dress to keep up with you! Cathy: It's the first piece of clothing that ever understood me!! Charlene: I told you to get married sooner!
SunflowerGirl100 over 9 years ago
Let’s see now. Cathy will be too busy planning the wedding to exercise and of course she has to sample every possible treat for the reception. Yep, I’d say three sizes larger than now will be just about right.
O-Kay over 9 years ago
So happy I eloped…
QuietStorm27 over 9 years ago
I have a feeling that the next several “Cathy’s” will call for endless eyerolls".
Hello and Happy Friday Cathy friends! It was so good to “hear” from you *GretchensMom
! Glad it was only a pesky squirrel and some weeds, nothing too serious just exhausting! Thanks again for your kind wishes, we are talking things out.Gretchen's Mom over 9 years ago
Cathy . . . thinner, more trimmed and toned, with different hair and better skin? HA!!! What planet is she living on anyhow? If she never found the time “pre-Irving” when she was still out in the dating world to get all that done, where is she going to find the time “pre-wedding” to do it now? She isn’t! So she might as well buy the dress 2 or 3 sizes bigger than she currently needs. That way, it can be taken in if she manages to stay the same weight she is now, and it won’t need many (if any) adjustments should she end up gaining a few more pounds (which is actually more likely) before the big day arrives.
Hi, rgcviper! Congrats on your 9000th comment yesterday! I’ve been a GC member for a little over 6 years now and I’ve only made 4,807 (4,808 with this one) myself. Given that Cathy is pretty much the only place I leave comments at these days, it could take me as long as another 9 or 10 years (at least!) to get that many under my belt!!! ;-)
SunflowerGirl100: That’s exactly what I was thinking too!!! ;-)
QuietStorm27: Good luck, Girlfriend! I wish you all the love and happiness in the world. Hopefully you and your sweetie get everything worked out between you so that everyone involved can have their “happily ever after”!!!!! :-)
Hello and Happy Friday, fellow Cathy fans. Hope everyone had a really nice day today. Enjoy your weekend!!!!! :-)
rgcviper over 9 years ago
There ain’t an [eye-roll] big enough for THIS one …
HI, MOM. Happy Friday, Clan.