Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 19, 2013

Vitally important, lol.

Carnivore snacks.

How Ealing-esque can you get?

Didn’t you notice the butter flavored hair gel?

So much so that you’ll have run of the ark. for awhile…

Funny thing is, God actually did tell Noah to take seven pairs of every “clean beast,” that is, every beast that could be eaten.

…now tell us the story of Goldilocks and the three bears.it’s actually a lot more believable

Oh that’s nasty

Cornell U’s Hawk nest cam will be opening soon for this year’s egg watch. The hatchlings love to eat chippies.

A comic a few weeks ago had Noah checking off a herd of chickens that were saying the same thing.

A herd of chickens?

no-a-myth

joegeethree: Sure, I’ve heard of chickens. (Old Walt Kelly joke from Pogo, if not vaudeville.)

I played an old Bible-based game for the NES way back when that was based on Noah and the flood… the 3rd or 4th level was gathering food including pigs (which you had gathered a pair of earlier in the game). I thought that was funny and annoying (as the pigs were slippery and hard to catch). ;-)

oh, snap!

Too reminiscent of the gas chambers! Ghoulish!

In the animal kingdom, if you can’t identify what’s for dinner, YOU are!

There was a vote and the unicorns were what was for dinner.