Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 19, 2013

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    i_am_the_jam  almost 12 years ago

    Vitally important, lol.

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    margueritem  almost 12 years ago

    Carnivore snacks.

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    pouncingtiger  almost 12 years ago

    How Ealing-esque can you get?

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    Linux0s  almost 12 years ago

    Didn’t you notice the butter flavored hair gel?

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    TiffWHO  almost 12 years ago

    So much so that you’ll have run of the ark. for awhile…

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    Cloudchaser  almost 12 years ago

    Funny thing is, God actually did tell Noah to take seven pairs of every “clean beast,” that is, every beast that could be eaten.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    …now tell us the story of Goldilocks and the three bears.it’s actually a lot more believable

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    Jolly1995  almost 12 years ago

    Oh that’s nasty

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    vldazzle  almost 12 years ago

    Cornell U’s Hawk nest cam will be opening soon for this year’s egg watch. The hatchlings love to eat chippies.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    A comic a few weeks ago had Noah checking off a herd of chickens that were saying the same thing.

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    joegeethree  almost 12 years ago

    A herd of chickens?

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    xpurplezebra  almost 12 years ago

    no-a-myth

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    hippogriff  almost 12 years ago

    joegeethree: Sure, I’ve heard of chickens. (Old Walt Kelly joke from Pogo, if not vaudeville.)

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    burleigh2  almost 12 years ago

    I played an old Bible-based game for the NES way back when that was based on Noah and the flood… the 3rd or 4th level was gathering food including pigs (which you had gathered a pair of earlier in the game). I thought that was funny and annoying (as the pigs were slippery and hard to catch). ;-)

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    goblyn  almost 12 years ago

    oh, snap!

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    sassa418  almost 12 years ago

    Too reminiscent of the gas chambers! Ghoulish!

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    photo3d  about 11 years ago

    In the animal kingdom, if you can’t identify what’s for dinner, YOU are!

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