Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 22, 2013

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    curmudgeon68  about 12 years ago
    A wonderful bird is the pelican,His bill will hold more than his belican,He can take in his beakEnough food for a weekBut Iā€™m damned if I see how the helican!

    Dixon Lanier Merritt

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    Superfrog  about 12 years ago

    It was Bill.

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    kwanza_30303  about 12 years ago

    Itā€™s in the bag.

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    pouncingtiger  about 12 years ago

    duck, duck, duck, PELICAN!!!

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    b.m.razzilla  about 12 years ago

    I think it was Getzlafā€¦

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 12 years ago

    Tell? I can!

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 12 years ago

    Perfectly well, I can.

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    curmudgeon68  about 12 years ago

    When I pasted it into the reply box, it was formatted correctly. I donā€™t know what happened.Since there is no way to edit a post, I was pretty much out of luck at that point.If you know of a way to edit it, tell me and I will happily do so.There was no need to imply that I was being lazy.

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    Perkycat  about 12 years ago

    Sometimes the spaces disappear when you ā€˜submitā€™. And who cares ā€“ it was cute and fit the comic. I understood it ā€“ even if some canā€™t.

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    xpurplezebra  about 12 years ago

    bill got in something fishy

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    goblyn  about 12 years ago

    I was wondering where they kept their wallets.

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    bmonk  about 12 years ago

    For some reason, Gocomics reduces double return to single ones, and single returns to none.

    So to get a hard return, you need to use two.

    Also, if you put in more than two, it only gives a single return, unless you put something on the line.

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    Like a non-breaking space or period.

    See?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 12 years ago

    bmonkā€¦. and anybody else interestedā€¦.<p>or <br>give you a paragraph breakā€¦Hit enter once or twice and put one of those at the beginning of the next line.Strangely, whether you put in a blank line before them or not, they sometimes put in a single empty line and sometimes a wider space.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 12 years ago

    For a poem, though, you only want that between versesā€¦between lines, as bmonk said, ā€œenter enterā€ will do.Itā€™ll look like thereā€™s a blank line between but it wonā€™t post that wayā€¦. it will come out on the very next line like this

    stuff

    does.

    Sometimes just ONE "enter"will make it post on the next lineā€¦. but sometimes not.Touchy thing, this forum.

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    curmudgeon68  about 12 years ago

    If it would have shown up in the comments box the way it was printed after submission, I would have done that. The problem was when I entered it, it looked correct. It wasnā€™t jumbled together like it wound up.

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