“I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, “Where’s the self-help section?” She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose." – Stephen Wright
I once knew a fellow who tried selling hearing aids door-to-door. He almost starved to death because the people who needed his product never knew he was there!
Hobbes Premium Member over 11 years ago
Calvin really shouldn’t be the author of a self-help book, but he just can’t help himself.
Hobbes Premium Member over 11 years ago
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BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member over 11 years ago
George Carlin pointed out that it’s not “self help”, it’s “help”.
ratlum over 11 years ago
Get the first run off the press,then work on the sequel.Sounds like easy money hope some body does not get one out first.In case its a small market.
edclectic over 11 years ago
“I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, “Where’s the self-help section?” She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose." – Stephen Wright
GROG Premium Member over 11 years ago
If anyone needs help, Calvin does. He should be buying How To Stay Focused In the Class Room.
ChickPea57 Premium Member over 11 years ago
The sequel could be called: “Still here, huh?”
Phapada over 11 years ago
so true
dkoch59 over 11 years ago
Calvin is the last person who should be offering advice about thinking about someone other than yourself.
ChessPirate over 11 years ago
“What, me worry?”
daveoverpar over 11 years ago
Calvin is writing a self-help book for those who vote for democrats. And he’s right. If it works he won’t need a sequel.
meihong over 11 years ago
How is self help different from philosophy and psychology and religious sermons in general?
Karaboo2 over 11 years ago
The unemployment rate just went up again, thousands of therapist now looking for work.
thewizofaz over 11 years ago
How about “How to protect yourself from people who read self help books”???
Catherine Spencer-Mills Premium Member over 11 years ago
Brilliant!!
Poollady over 11 years ago
I love the look on Hobbes’ face in the 4th panel
Number Three over 11 years ago
You won’t get anywhere with THAT title, Calvin… Sorry to say.
LOL xxx
Piksea Premium Member over 11 years ago
We need to hook him up with little Danae from Non Sequitur!
bmonk over 11 years ago
This demonstrates that Self-help books follow that old adage:
“Those who can, do. Those who can’t, teach.”
alleyoops Premium Member over 11 years ago
I once knew a fellow who tried selling hearing aids door-to-door. He almost starved to death because the people who needed his product never knew he was there!
cosman over 11 years ago
<—- Like my photo says: “I’m..”
TrulyEpic0914 over 11 years ago
Great plan Calvin!
BronyInk about 11 years ago
I’ve written two, they’re selling “ok”.