Jon: Madam Gortez fortune-telling? Can you tell me what my future holds? Phone: Z. Jon: Hey, wake up! Garfield: She's good.
May 14, 2024
At least Jon saved extra money. Garfield would have the exact same prediction.
The nerdiness of his voice made her pass out
Well, Jon, you WILL see that on Garfield for a LONG time, won’t you?
How to tell if a psychic is real – there’s a sign on the door that says CLOSED DUE TO DEATH IN FAMILY TOMORROW.
Looks like you don’t have a future Jon.
“Hello, my name is Garfield, do you suffer from Insomnia? Well, call us at 1-800-ZZZZ, where you will talk to Jon Arbukle, the most boring man on earth, you will be asleep in no time!”
Yes she can: “There’s a refund coming in a few minutes on your credit card, Mr. Arbuckle”!
I’m also feeling a little weary…..Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
LOL xxx
Jon, I can tell you what your future holds: A slimmer wallet with no better idea than you have now.
His future must not be that exciting. Lol
Madam Gortez: That willl be five dollars, please.
xD
She fell asleep trying to see how long it would be before Jon asked Liz to marry him.
Another GMG.
wow a phone that can tell fortunes!
Akame over 11 years ago
At least Jon saved extra money. Garfield would have the exact same prediction.
The#1BoiseStateFan over 11 years ago
The nerdiness of his voice made her pass out
sonytv over 11 years ago
Well, Jon, you WILL see that on Garfield for a LONG time, won’t you?
TooOldToBeCool over 11 years ago
How to tell if a psychic is real – there’s a sign on the door that says CLOSED DUE TO DEATH IN FAMILY TOMORROW.
Llewellenbruce over 11 years ago
Looks like you don’t have a future Jon.
RuinQueenofOblivion over 11 years ago
“Hello, my name is Garfield, do you suffer from Insomnia? Well, call us at 1-800-ZZZZ, where you will talk to Jon Arbukle, the most boring man on earth, you will be asleep in no time!”
Seiko over 11 years ago
Yes she can: “There’s a refund coming in a few minutes on your credit card, Mr. Arbuckle”!
Number Three over 11 years ago
I’m also feeling a little weary…..Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
LOL xxx
IdahoSpud over 11 years ago
Jon, I can tell you what your future holds: A slimmer wallet with no better idea than you have now.
Aaron Saltzer over 11 years ago
His future must not be that exciting. Lol
totalchocolatelover12345 over 11 years ago
Madam Gortez: That willl be five dollars, please.
xD
katina.cooper over 11 years ago
She fell asleep trying to see how long it would be before Jon asked Liz to marry him.
Robert Allen over 11 years ago
Another GMG.
gyroman12345 over 11 years ago
wow a phone that can tell fortunes!