B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for February 07, 2013

Johnny Apple Pancake.

And that’s how printing was invented..

Cue the Pink Panther theme: “Dead ant dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant …”

So now you know what REALLY happened and why we don’t grow apples much in Florida.

The ants in Bristol are sharp as a whistle when they do the Bristol stomp!

Must be like thinning out the herd.

Not to worry ’ Babe the blue ox ’ will take care od Mr. Elephant.

Not funny.

As my Grandma used to tell me, ‘The slow ant winds up under the elephant’s foot.’

@hariseldon59: ROFL!

Look out! Eleph-ANT!

no good deed goes unpunished

Johnny Appleseed…STOMP!!!…Johnny Applesauce..lol….!!!!!!!! : )

Monty Python. (came before the Bambi/Godzilla short)

With the scale of the circular impression around that squashed ant…that elephant is clearly small enough to hold in my hands. Both of them, not one.